Le Canada à l’eurovision 2025, votez pour Fannie!

[Verse 1]

She came in September, baby was two,

Fluffy little queen, eyes like woo!

Running in circles, tail on fire,

Play with me now, or feel my ire!

[Pre-Chorus]

Sixteen o’clock, yeah, she starts the show,

Zoomie-mode on — ready, set, go!

We’re on the couch, dead tired and slow…

But Fannie goes wild, she steals the flow!

[Chorus]

Fannie, Fannie — caniche fever!

T’es un ouragan, we can’t leave her.

Fannie, Fannie — petite diva,

Elle creuse, elle saute, elle vit pour le drama!

Pépine mode, she’s got that vibe,

Sweet and crazy, full of life!

Fannie, Fannie — we surrender,

You’re our chaos, you’re our center!

[Verse 2]

Midi, c’est dodo collée sur papa,

Mais attention si la barrière est pas là…

Elle fonce au sous-sol, espionne la doyenne,

Olive entend rien, mais elle grogne quand même!

[Bridge]

She’s sniffin’ that bowl —

Stolen pâtée, that’s her goal!

One bark, two jumps, no control —

But damn, she fills our soul.

[Break – rap/chant parlé]

Jumpin’ through dreams, diggin’ up grass,

Princess of chaos with a poodle-class sass.

Olive downstairs? She’s got the map!

Food thief queen with a tail that slaps.

[Chorus – final]

Fannie, Fannie — caniche fever!

T’es un ouragan, we can’t leave her.

Fannie, Fannie — petite diva,

Elle creuse, elle saute, elle vit pour le drama!

Pépine mode, she’s got that vibe,

Sweet and crazy, full of life!

Fannie, Fannie — we surrender,

You’re our chaos, you’re our center!

[Outro]

(Fannie…)

Une sieste, un regard, un bond…

Puis l’explosion! BOOM!